Friends, Romans, countrymen an’ women, lend me your ears! I know, I have my own gawdam set of headphones, but humour me… Peter scribbled this back when…
It’s in The Bible. “1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 2Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. 3For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: 4For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil. 5Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake. 6For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God’s ministers, attending continually upon this very thing. 7Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.” Just which part applies to employees of Canada Health Canada in their bi-official obfuscation?
Why, “ALL of the above!” they exclaim. Nope, save for the wrath. Not gonna worship those on a fast track to Hell. They say, “Move over, Pops… We’re steppin’ in from here!” God says, “Hold that thought, Skippy… You’ll have a long time to ponder it where you’re goin’! And No WeeFee, since you always say you haven’t got time for it!” Such Divine Justice. None of Gutfeld’s cute pet videos there. But in the meantime, how do we deal with these future purgatory packers; This wretched product of groupthink on steroids, and one who presided over our entire food supply being poisoned for money while they slept on their watch?
For a bunch that takes over half of Revenue Canada’s annual take, I would expect them to be light years ahead of some hillbilly shzthead with a dial-up, but No! It’s the other way around! WTF is goin’ on here? They need remedial reading, or is their bullshzt meter so broken, it’s like a stopped clock; Right only twice a day? It’s likely a bit of all of the above with a few slabs of bureaucracy to take care of the bureaucracy, silly! No ruler is a terror to their evil given the amount of ink they expend on rulers who get a little close to bztch slappin’ ’em down where they belong. I don’t care if someone has long, drawn out philosophical bedtime story style discussions with a troubled teenage flying squirrel on the meaning of life, and why his girlfriend won’t grab the kids and shack up with him… If you are some sort of arbiter of sanity, explain your own irrefutable insanity, and why millions are forced to eat weed killer whether they like it or not, on your watch? Ahhh, forget it. People will never wake up until that fateful moment of reckoning.
What doesn’t have weed killer in it with these loonbats in charge? Honey has a built in Bee proxy; Monsanto killed them all off, until they bought a company and gallons of ink to blame their competitors for it. I heard they haven’t been able to make a GMO Tomato; The Monsanto shzt kills ’em dead. Pigs are reportedly very glyphosate sensitive, with producers finding that non-GMO feed is more economical. All their pigs were dying before, so they had to slaughter them sooner. Non GMO pigs are more economical, but just where do they get non GMO feed? You can bet Doctor meat is a safe bet, but nobody other than in a Marten Hartwell situation is gonna go there… Lots of pig food there, anyways. Lots say, “Eat The Rich!” You can bet they’re on top of this. It is less squeamish to feed them to the pigs I would think. It may take one or two growing cycles to consume the organic bureaucrats too.
Of course we should just ban Glyphosates, Agent Orange inside food, and their respective GMO’s. These are just stop-gap measures until they get the memo. We can intentionally look the other way when the bureaucrats start snivelling about it… Just tell ’em they’re daft. After all, you’ll be 100% correct. The thing is, you can’t just stop buying it at the local DangerWay… It is in everything, and government safety agencies are behind it. Health agencies by their name are responsible. Moreover, they are coming back to the cash feeding trough this month. If you or I tried that shzt, we’d be fired on the spot with a claw back on the way to the paddy wagon. You just know nothing will happen.
If I had mah druthers, I’d just write them a check to a HOLD account. When they inquire, after being put on hold, press 1, ask them to answer “why our supermarkets are fulla weed killer…” and ask them if they thought they put what percentage of all their efforts into that? Put, ’em on hold while watching them go ballistic… Answer with the percentage they answer times their paycheck dollar$ they scored of their self assessed contribution. Opine “We can pay it in food stamps!” Put ’em on hold again. Now you may say it should be the other way around, but nobody will fess up. So I reversed it for ultimate backstabbing effect. Where there is a weasel there is a way.
That’s likely why they aren’t about to give me that gig… Paymaster General or whatever the hell it is. It would have to be over his head. “Buck Stopper General.” You could make an app for that! The main trouble I see is that the app may be comparatively too human. Have a bug/feature innit so it answers only in choices of swahili or a bizarre Oriental clucking dialect for two weeks. lulz