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Wild Apple Leaf Lyme and Arthritis Relief

Tues, Jan 24, 2017 – FB Sux Now

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I don’t want to know about some foreign country’s politics. I was trying to use it to get a medical message out. Now people are dying because it’s all plugged up with crap. I guess I will have to weather the storm because some douche figures anybody cares about a country whose hunters alone could take us over in a weekend, and return home with half a 0bomb2-4 to brag about it while catching the latest football scores. “Yeah. Bagged a few dozen Canucks. Saved ammo for a moose. Left the liberals to rot in the ditch. They were still bragging about 1812 when I blew their head off. lol Pissed us off with all their snivelling. Fixed now. Their Conservatives had some good meat left on them though. Dogs will be happy for a few weeks.” We sort of have hind tit with no functioning health care left, and a population base less than several states there. Idiots think it’s like we, or they, actually care.

America will be Great Again. That’s how they do it. They get rid of people that say it won’t be. Until then I wish they would just shaddup. I have bigger fish to fry with Wild Apple Leaves. Now they’ll all hate me, and I say great. That’s because I know they won’t touch Wild Apple Leaves with a ten foot pole, and will die miserably with worms eating out their brain and spine. They are blissfully, or pissfully, unaware that any of this is happening. The Lord works in mysterious ways, but this is no mystery. He is pissed off with them all too. The worm bags will suffer miserably and die. Meanwhile, I can cure all the others looking forward. It will clean up my FB and make it a little more manageable. I haven’t unfriended anyone. I have a WAAAYY bigger solution than that. They’re all gonna die. Their “doctors” will show them the way, glowing radioactively, and drowning in their own puke from chemo “drugs” because they are so smart.

I haven’t lost one yet, but none of them report back. They haven’t forgotten that they owe me. I hear they are still around, but I guess they are worried that I want them to pay or something. As soon as I got sick and had a Lyme stroke 10 years ago everybody vanished. My Dad died. The Wild Apple Leaves have repaired some of it like a clot buster, and 7 years after the fact. Pretty impressive I thought. Nobody else did. I can just feel the love they have sent my way. I make sure to tell them all about Wild Apple Leaves because I know they are so selfish and fzcking stupid that they don’t know that only a sick person would know what works. I know how it ends for them, and what I said will be the last thought on their mind. I’ve been there. Only Wild Apple Leaves can save you from that point.

That’s too depressing. This email isn’t.

1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
3 – Half the people you know are below average.
4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 – If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.
9 – All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 – The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 – I almost had a psychic girlfriend… But she left me before we met.
12 – OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
13 – How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
14 – If everything seems to be  going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 – Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 – When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
17 – Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 – Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 – I intend to live forever… So far, so good.
20 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 – Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
22 – What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 – My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
24 – Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 – If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 – A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
28 – The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 – To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 – The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 – The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
32 – The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is  required to be on it.
33 – Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
34 – If at first you  don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 – If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

I like 27, on topic for this post. 😉 The real problem is hidden toxicity, and it will kill everybody. No exceptions. All supermarket food is toxic, some of it less than some others. Even so called organic food is toxic. It sure woke me up. They still spray the organic trees. Wild trees are all that is left, but they are moving to eradicate them. It is a huge environmental paradox. People pooh pooh it and dismiss it. The next thing I know is that they are dead. Their experience in this is something they finally get just after they need it. I dodged it with the Wild Apple Leaf exception.

Toxicology testing is poised to explode. If you want jobs, learn that science or die. Start testing all these organic foods. You will waste all your test kits on the supermarket aisles. Everything is toxic there, all major brands. Not only herbicides. Start with fungicides. Why bother trying to be the lifeguard on the gene pool though? It seemed like a nice thing to do. As soon as anyone drowns, they’ll blame the lifeguard. It’s a catch 22. Similarly, everyone is blaming the new president for everything the old one has left. It’s either that, or the new one is an overachiever able to accomplish more in half a week than the last one did in 8 years.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Author: Joe1Smith

I am a relic. I thought I would chronicle what I found out about it here.

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