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Fri, Feb 17, 2017 – Too Big To Jail

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Wild Apple Leaves are truly an astounding Forensic Engineering discovery. Unfortunately, all the perps they have found dead to rights on a murder rap are Too Big to Jail. They are like Luminol in a Kirlian photograph of worms, but you don’t even need the Kirlian camera. You can’t wash *that* away. Luckily, they’re the Judge, Jury, Executioner Cure for it too. To worms, they’re the get out of town by Sundown Sherriff. Those worms can kill back literally in a heartbeat, and are a higher life form than humans. Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread. Doctors, The Hells Angels in this picture, are scared to incontinence by them. Luckily, “Trust me. I’m not a doctor.™” lol

Caduceus.svgIs the Canadian and the American Medical Association too big to jail? They’re being extorted by Insurance Rackets for the purpose of making money. They do it by eliminating payouts, and any way they can. They argue that worm infestation disease like arthritis or pigeon holed Lyme Disease is ubiquitous, so they shouldn’t have to pay any death benefits, even though Wild Apple Leaves clearly show a lot of it is workplace related. The government insurance rackets will require TOC tribunals in the Hague. It boils down to the fact that Wild Apple Leaves are far above all doctors and insurance, and are the read ’em and weep scale of justice dump truck full of fresh hot Anvils they have been allegedly screaming for. They just never thought it would show up.

What are the odds? “Hey Mac! Got a dump truck full of Fresh Red Hot Anvils here! As screamed for in the order. Where d’ya want ’em? How about right here on this scale pan? That’ll be convenient. Does it do grams? Or is rounding to the nearest anvil OK? I think there are about 452 but I could be wrong. I can tell the other 50 or 6o trucks in the first wave on the radio if you want. I gotta get rid of ’em fast because they’re hard on the tires, not to mention the box! C’mon! Were here to Make America Great Again Wiki Wiki! Lead Follow or get the fzck outta the Way!!!” Think nightmare. Now think worse. Wild Apple Leaves will be their worst nightmare EVAH!

That’s because they show them to be slimy playing patty cake with lethal chronic disease. All from a deer. Betcha wish you never shot at them now. Turns out they fire back a lot harder. Their sense of smell is 5 times stronger than a dog, and man, if that’s any indication, this really stinks. Perhaps they’re confused. I think it’s the other way around. They smell human on that critter.

 

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Author: Joe1Smith

I am a relic. I thought I would chronicle what I found out about it here.

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