Another sunny day. Time to break out the tequila. Simulate a Mexican vacation in this frozen paradise. Facebook is all about living in the past, so screw that. Zuck wants us to all community organize, but I feel disenfranchised. I’m not much for stoning women, fetus dumpster 24-7 services, or kiddie porn bastard Presidents. “Sharia” and “Like” their pages, you know. Tequila and Mexico, even when simulated, are a welcome diversion.
“Hitler: A Career” is up on Netflix. Boring. It’s the same old Ottawa Liberal propaganda. It’s so “Superbowl” dated. Can you say one trick pony? He’s the Son of an Ottawa-ustrian Civil Servant, so certified Master Liberal Race. Sure, they’re a race of losers, but occasionally they win one, fzck it all up for everybody, and eat their young like over breeding Hamsters. It’s a requirement. It also passes for entertainment in Boringville waiting for March. That’s when they really get the spring in their Goose Step. Then they belly up to an Easter Feast of each other’s babies! Sure it’s boring because they always do the same gawdam thing, but it’s fun watching them shriek and squeal at the horror. Pass the cranberries. Eventually they burn Parliament Hill with themselves in it out of Schadenfreud. Boring.
Canada is a little slow on the uptake. There have been delays with the new solar book fire starters. Instead, the great Liberal mobs huddle in the chill around piles of books, looking for a match. C’mon Libby. You are the ones you have been waiting for. Wiki wiki! Get on with the Joo roasting. Don’t look at us we’re broke. You claimed you had all the matches! As a matter of fact, they wouldn’t shaddup about it for years. See above. Now they burn piles of pixels on FB. Nobody cares.
What it takes away from is Wild Apple Leaves. They are all dying horribly and they will never find out the cure is so simple to explain and implement. It’s not like I’m going to tell them, as if they’d listen anyway. And in that respect, it’s all good.